Do not turn your back on the waves, as it's like to take it personally.
So Shay, what did you do today?
Well young genteel man/woman, I'm glad you asked.
I went to the beach! And as my uncle put it "Man, these waves are huge, goll-y!"
My uncle and I spent 8 hours on the beach today. And it was grand. I spent much of the time on the shore reading "Pride and Prejudice" (and yes, I did spell gentle "genteel", and yes, it is correct). We arrived around 8:30, and I got in twice before 10:30 struck. and the third and final time more in the afternoon. I body surfed, but failed miserably. and it's funny, because my uncle who is 52 years old was out surfing all those young buck teenagers. We decided to make a new film...ready for this?
Endless Summer 3: The Search for the Perfect Body Wave
You know you'd go see it
And then to finish off the festivities of the day, my uncle saw a free lawnmower on someones lawn, and he took it and threw it into the back of his truck, which was ridiculously funny for no reason. (No, he wasn't stealing it, it had a "Free" sign on it).
Fisrt thing my aunt said when she got home...
"Honey...why is someone else's lawn mower in our backyard"?
GOOD TIMES!
So that was my day. Hope your's was eventful and exciting. Now I'm off to eat food and pet the dog.
By the way...I saw a lady on the subway that looked far to similar to Ms. Ganush from "Drag Me To Hell". At least her toenails looked strikingly similar...I made sure to smile at her. Hopefully I'm safe!